How to Make Eggs

"Dear GG, how do you make eggs?"

To make scrambled eggs, you crack the shell on the bowl side.  You put how many eggs you want in the bowl.  Like, if you have two people you put in two eggs.  Then you scramble them up with a spatula.  No a whisk.  Then you add a sploosh of milk.  But not cow's milk because I am allergic.  I use goat's milk.  Next Daddy pours it into a iron skillet with butter melted in it.  Then you put it in the oven of course, silly! When it's done you take it out and you eat it with a spoon, hahahaha!